When we watched movies by Tim Upperton

I want to watch one bad movie


after another, and when I�ve seen them all
I will read all the bad books, the bad, rubbishy
books with their stock characters and ridiculous
plots,


and then I will listen to Europop�
no, country music, I�ll listen to Europop and country music


and the entire back-catalogue of Celine Dion while I eat
triple cheeseburgers, grease running down my chin.


I want